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Old 12-24-2007, 07:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes Perfect gift for women........

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.




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Re: Perfect gift for women........

no good for me i rarely listen to music..but i will listen to my Elvis DVD that Kelly did for me ,and it has my favorite song on "the American trilogy"
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Re: Perfect gift for women........

thaT would also be useful for ignoring guys your mad at without annoying them! brilliant!
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