Good girls vs. Bad girls....

**mommysalomi** · 11-08-2007, 12:05 PM

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make

for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love italian food...
Bad girls love italian waiters.

**Purple Dragon** · 11-08-2007, 01:47 PM

baby shoota has a t-shirt with "good girls are bad girls that never get caught"on the front of it ...

**Maximal** · 11-08-2007, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mommysalomi

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

A bad girl is always a good girl when wearing a pearl necklace!

11-08-2007, 12:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,122	Good girls vs. Bad girls.... Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?" Good girls never go after another girl's man... Bad girls go after him AND his brother. Good girls wear white cotton panties... Bad girls don't wear any. Good girls wax their floors... Bad girls wax their bikini lines. Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot... Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls make for dinner... Bad girls make reservations. Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies... Bad girls know they could do better. Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss... Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich. Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls... Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls. Good girls love italian food... Bad girls love italian waiters. __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

11-08-2007, 01:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,219	Re: Good girls vs. Bad girls.... baby shoota has a t-shirt with "good girls are bad girls that never get caught"on the front of it ... __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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