Bigger View
Who's Online: , and 41 guests.
Who's Chatting: ,
User Name
Password
BeyondHelp
Funny, Offensive, & Wet T-Shirts
Win Free Shirts - BeyondHelp Contests

Donate and get your link here!
Liquid Generation HEYSKO The Chump Drunk Report
College Clam This Is Priceless Flush The Web Sexy Humor Games
Pork Surfer Sick Humor The Spud Humor and Jokes
Bored Shitless Texas Waterhole Extreme Funny Humor Sex Wrecks
MTW Navigation
Home
Top Model Contest!
Forums
Jokes
Arcade
Gallery
Chat Room
Dumping Grounds
Radio
Rambles
Submit a ?
Women of MTW
1 Page Wonders
PodCasts
Contests
Weekly Poll
Media
Links
FAQ
Merchandise
 Top Referrers
The ChumpFilthy Stars
Celebrity HoneysKiller Fun
Insane PicturesDirty Elf
Rude FunBooty Vote
Captain LinkoCelebrity Factor
Sick HumorSpeed's Cartoons
Extreme Funny HumorFunny Sexy Pics
Humor and JokesCartoons!
4 FunnyAsian Jokes
Funny CollectionBreak Room X
Drunk ReportSome Idiot
Sex WrecksNoChickTrix
Life Is A JokePork Surfer
Humor 4 YouSexy Humor Games
Texas WaterholeThis Is Priceless
Stuff
Women of MTW
1 Page Wonders
Fans of MTW
Virtual Moon
MTW RSS Feeds
MTW Banners & Buttons


Morty's Flash
Huge Cheeseburger
Flying Morty
Noises


Morty's Java Games
Checkers
Concentration
Bubbles
Car Race
Morty Blaster


Morty Dance
Solid 2 Liquid
Up In Here

Go Back   MTW Forums > General Crap > Jokes, Jokes and more Jokes!
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Jokes, Jokes and more Jokes! Got a joke? Share it! Want to read some good ones? This is the place!

Reply
 
LinkBack (2) Thread Tools Display Modes
  2 links from elsewhere to this Post. Click to view. #1 (permalink)  
Old 11-08-2007, 12:05 PM
mommysalomi's Avatar
mommysalomi mommysalomi is offline
cannot get away
 
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 4,692
Jokes Good girls vs. Bad girls....

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love italian food...
Bad girls love italian waiters.
__________________
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 11-08-2007, 01:47 PM
Purple Dragon's Avatar
Purple Dragon Purple Dragon is offline
MTW resident miss speller.
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 4,541
Send a message via Yahoo to Purple Dragon
Re: Good girls vs. Bad girls....

baby shoota has a t-shirt with "good girls are bad girls that never get caught"on the front of it ...
__________________
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 11-08-2007, 02:23 PM
Maximal's Avatar
Maximal Maximal is offline
I'm Surrounded by Retards
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 11,730
Re: Good girls vs. Bad girls....

Quote:
Originally Posted by mommysalomi View Post

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
A bad girl is always a good girl when wearing a pearl necklace!
__________________
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Go Back   MTW Forums > General Crap > Jokes, Jokes and more Jokes!
LinkBacks (?)
LinkBack to this Thread: http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/forums/jokes-jokes-more-jokes/18972-good-girls-vs-bad-girls.html
Posted By For Type Date
Morty's Twisted World This thread Refback 11-23-2007 05:39 PM
Linkdump Funny Links Funny Pictures Videos This thread Refback 11-09-2007 12:06 AM

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 06:17 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0
. . . . . . . . . . .
Credit Card Debt ConsolidationCharityInternet AdvertisingLoansXbox Mod Chip
ToxicGoblin.com
Cindy Margolis July 2008
Sleep
Derick Wolfe
Keeley Hazell Fhm November 2006
Ursula Martinez Light My Fire
Jessica Biel
Ph
Ursula Martinez Video Download Light My Fire
Kissable Kaydin Video
Cindy Margolis July 2008 Pics
Funny Thought Of The Day Humor
Ursula Martinez L I G H T M Y F I R E
Sleep Video
Massive S
Maxs
Adultism
Crash
Leelee Sobieski See Thru
Polliana
Gallery
Cindy Margolis Playboy July 2008
Kate Beckinsale
Candice Michelle Playboy Pictures
Elisha Cuthbert Nip Slip
Cindy Slep
Massive Gallery
Cindy Margolis 2008 Playboy
Sammy4u Contest
Free Asians In Pics
Ursula Martinez Rapidshare Forum
344kmh In Mph
Panty-gagged
Clublez
Sleepassault
Cindy Margolis Free July Playboy Pics
Sarah Chalke Hot
Kelly Ripa Playboy Pictures
Free Cindy Margolis Gallery July 2008
Ursula Martinez Video
Achmed The Dead Terrorist T-shirts
Cmans Babes
Slip
Cindy Margolis Gallery Pics
Sarah Chalke Nip Slip
Kissable Kaydin
Free Kaley Kennedy Pictures
Adultfunsite
Piss On Microsoft Jpeg
Coedkitty Wmv
Small Pics