Blonde Stewardess

**Maximal** · 10-25-2007, 03:37 PM

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route

They were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the

Captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop

And stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's

Route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was

In at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered

The phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "

You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she

Sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that

Says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

**Purple Dragon** · 10-25-2007, 05:17 PM

would'nt the sign be on the outside of the door,or have i missed the point ..

**The Chump** · 10-25-2007, 06:00 PM

I didn't even bother reading it because of the HUGE font. Looks terrible.

I don't think massive fonts should be on the front page of the site myself ... makes the site look bad. Just my 2 cents...

Lady Dee · 10-25-2007, 08:53 PM

I liked that one!

**Irondog** · 10-26-2007, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chump

I didn't even bother reading it because of the HUGE font. Looks terrible.

I don't think massive fonts should be on the front page of the site myself ... makes the site look bad. Just my 2 cents...

Sounds like someone needs a drink to me

How about a gin and tonic?

**Purple Dragon** · 10-26-2007, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chump

I didn't even bother reading it because of the HUGE font. Looks terrible.

I don't think massive fonts should be on the front page of the site myself ... makes the site look bad. Just my 2 cents...

thats not big font.and it could be better for someone with bad eyes..

**mommysalomi** · 10-26-2007, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Sounds like someone needs a drink to me

Huh ?

**The Chump** · 10-27-2007, 10:54 AM

Sounds good!

(the new font size looks much better by the way)

10-25-2007, 03:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,978	Blonde Stewardess An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route They were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the Captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop And stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's Route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was In at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered The phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. " You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she Sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that Says 'Do Not Disturb'!" __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt Last edited by Morty; 10-26-2007 at 12:42 PM.

10-25-2007, 05:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,501	Re: Blonde Stewardess would'nt the sign be on the outside of the door,or have i missed the point .. __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

10-25-2007, 06:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
The Chump Master Of His Domain Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 680	Re: Blonde Stewardess I didn't even bother reading it because of the HUGE font. Looks terrible. I don't think massive fonts should be on the front page of the site myself ... makes the site look bad. Just my 2 cents...

10-25-2007, 08:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,041	Re: Blonde Stewardess I liked that one! __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

10-27-2007, 10:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
The Chump Master Of His Domain Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 680	Re: Blonde Stewardess Sounds good! (the new font size looks much better by the way)

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