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10-25-2007, 02:37 PM
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| I'm Surrounded by Retards  Join Date: Jul 2004
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 |  Blonde Stewardess An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route They were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the Captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop And stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's Route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was In at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered The phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. " You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she Sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that Says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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10-25-2007, 05:00 PM
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| Master Of His Domain  Join Date: Jul 2003
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   | Re: Blonde Stewardess I didn't even bother reading it because of the HUGE font. Looks terrible. I don't think massive fonts should be on the front page of the site myself ... makes the site look bad. Just my 2 cents... |
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10-26-2007, 07:53 AM
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| KING OF MEAN  Join Date: Sep 2004
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 | Re: Blonde Stewardess Quote:
Sounds like someone needs a drink to me  How about a gin and tonic?
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| MTW resident miss speller.  Join Date: Aug 2006
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__________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. | |
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