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Jokes Anyone here ????

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled:

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away:

"Hello! We're down here..."






I thought this was hella funny !!!


Told you I like to break the rules Maxi... Wanna spank me ??
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you keep breaking the rules and I'm gonna come down there and spank you real good
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Re: Anyone here ????

I like that one


what rules is mommy breaking,is it your thread max ,the one i'd love to post in but i'm sticking by your rules and not doing so...
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No the other one where he said that since we cannot follow rules we need to not post anything or promoter
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I think max just meant the other post ..
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