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Jokes 51 days

Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and
start toasting and cheering, "51 days! 51 Days!!"

About five minutes later, another blonde walks in,Orders a drink, and joins
the other two in the cheering.

Finally, another blonde walks in with what looks like a
Cardboard picture. She puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and
starts cheering with the others, "51 days! 51 days!!

The Bar Tender starts too get really curious, so he walks over to
discover that the picture is a Cookie Monster Puzzle. He walks over to one of
the blondes and asks, "What on earth are you doing??"

"Well," the blonde says, "everyone thinks blondes are so stupid, so we proved
them wrong. On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in
only 51 days!!!
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Re: 51 days

thats the best one ,mommy and i would do that
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