logic at college

[waggzy]

This is a bit of a long one so please bear with me...

Two friends sitting in a bar, and one says to the other
"Theres gotta be more to life than sittin here drinkin all the time. I'm gonna go to the college tommorrow and sign up for some courses"

So, true to his word, the guy goes to the college to sign up for some courses and asks the lady at the college what he can sign up for and start right away.

She tells him I can put you in for the basics, math, english and logic.
He says "I understand the math and english, but whats this logic all about?"

So she says "I'll explain it to you...and asks him if he has a lawnmower. He answers yes. Well if you have a lawnmower, you must have a lawn. Yep he says. Well if you have a lawn you must have a yard. Yep he says. Well if you have a yard, you must have a house. Yep he says. Well if you have a house, you probably have a family. Yep he says. And if you have a family you must have a wife. Of course he says. Well if you have a wife, you must be hetro-sexual. Defintely he says

Well she says thats how logic works. I see he says

A few weeks go by and he runs into his friend at the bar. His friend asks what hes taking in college, and he tells him math english and logic. Just like him his friend asks whats this logic all about?

So He says I'll explain it for ya...and says to his friend "Do you have a lawnmower?"

His freind answers "No" and the college student says "Well than, you're a queer"

[Purple Dragon]

[Maximal]

good one waggs, and good to see you around