What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)

[WillRiker]

* Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. (He was caught cheating on a test).
* Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability. (The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes).
* Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction. (He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met).
* Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating that high expectations don't intimidate her. (The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all term).
* Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination. (The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away).
* Nick thrives on interaction with his peers. (Your son needs to stop socializing and start working).
* Your daughter's greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions. (Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment she creates a class argument).
* John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers. (He's a bully).
* An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to explore new territory. (Your daughter was caught skipping school at the fishing pond).
* I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful personality. (She's so immature that we've run out of diapers).
* Unlike some students who hide their emotion, Charles is very expressive and open. (He must have written the Whiner's Guide).
* I firmly believe that her intellectual and emotional progress would be enhanced through a year's repetition of her learning environment. (Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready for high school and must repeat the 8th grade).
* Her exuberant verbosity is awesome! (A mouth that never stops yacking).

[qwazywabbet]

@ your signature Will
"You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway."

[Purple Dragon]

i think one or two apply to me..great will