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Margaret went to her new gynecologist for her first exam.

The doctor got her in the stirrups and spread her legs. Then the doctor
said, "Oh My God!!! In my all of my career, I have never seen such a
huge vagina!! ...huge vagina!!"

She said, "Doctor, I know it and I'm very self-conscious about it. You
didn't have to repeat yourself."

The doctor replied, "I didn't. It was an echo!"
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Old 08-12-2007, 11:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: It's Huge It's Huge

be like the lady who had a 14lb baby natural.it must have been huge..
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Re: It's Huge It's Huge

That's the kind of lady that requires you strapping a 2x4 across you ass so you don't fall in.
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Re: It's Huge It's Huge

EEwww that is not right...

And Dragon my aunt gave birth to a baby that wieghed just under 17 pounds... And she did it naturally !! Fuck that you'd have to knock my ass out cold !!! The baby looked like he was 4 months old already !
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Re: It's Huge It's Huge

Maybe it was actually a midget just coming out to do some grocery shopping before going back into his cave?
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Maybe it was actually a midget just coming out to do some grocery shopping before going back into his cave?

Maybe he thought it was spring time...........sort of like when the groundhog peeks out to see if winter will continue or spring is just around the corner
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Maybe he thought it was spring time...........sort of like when the groundhog peeks out to see if winter will continue or spring is just around the corner
Kinda like the furry critter that pops its head out of your butt every year to check for 6 more weeks of winter?
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I dont know whats funnier the joke or Morty's comments !!!

Ans why does this smiley say Ha ha ha but, when he is in the black it looks like flowers around him ??? At least I figured out what it was finally cause I was wondering why Will kept using a smiley with flowers
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I must be getting clever ,as i knew it said ha ha ha ha ............
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Holy crap this thread has had some views.
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