It's Huge It's Huge

**Maximal** · 08-11-2007, 07:52 PM

Margaret went to her new gynecologist for her first exam.

The doctor got her in the stirrups and spread her legs. Then the doctor
said, "Oh My God!!! In my all of my career, I have never seen such a
huge vagina!! ...huge vagina!!"

She said, "Doctor, I know it and I'm very self-conscious about it. You
didn't have to repeat yourself."

The doctor replied, "I didn't. It was an echo!"

**Purple Dragon** · 08-12-2007, 11:00 AM

be like the lady who had a 14lb baby natural.it must have been huge..

**Morty** · 08-12-2007, 01:59 PM

That's the kind of lady that requires you strapping a 2x4 across you ass so you don't fall in.

**mommysalomi** · 08-13-2007, 07:42 AM

EEwww that is not right...

And Dragon my aunt gave birth to a baby that wieghed just under 17 pounds... And she did it naturally !! Fuck that you'd have to knock my ass out cold !!! The baby looked like he was 4 months old already !

**Morty** · 08-13-2007, 09:14 AM

Maybe it was actually a midget just coming out to do some grocery shopping before going back into his cave?

**Irondog** · 08-13-2007, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morty

Maybe it was actually a midget just coming out to do some grocery shopping before going back into his cave?

Maybe he thought it was spring time...........sort of like when the groundhog peeks out to see if winter will continue or spring is just around the corner

**Morty** · 08-15-2007, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irondog

Maybe he thought it was spring time...........sort of like when the groundhog peeks out to see if winter will continue or spring is just around the corner

Kinda like the furry critter that pops its head out of your butt every year to check for 6 more weeks of winter?

**mommysalomi** · 12-20-2007, 03:28 PM

I dont know whats funnier the joke or Morty's comments !!!

Ans why does this smiley say Ha ha ha but, when he is in the black it looks like flowers around him ??? At least I figured out what it was finally cause I was wondering why Will kept using a smiley with flowers

**Purple Dragon** · 12-20-2007, 03:35 PM

I must be getting clever ,as i knew it said ha ha ha ha ............

**WillRiker** · 12-20-2007, 05:46 PM

Holy crap this thread has had some views.

08-11-2007, 07:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,859	It's Huge It's Huge Margaret went to her new gynecologist for her first exam. The doctor got her in the stirrups and spread her legs. Then the doctor said, "Oh My God!!! In my all of my career, I have never seen such a huge vagina!! ...huge vagina!!" She said, "Doctor, I know it and I'm very self-conscious about it. You didn't have to repeat yourself." The doctor replied, "I didn't. It was an echo!" __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

08-12-2007, 11:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,868	Re: It's Huge It's Huge be like the lady who had a 14lb baby natural.it must have been huge.. __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

08-12-2007, 01:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,558	Re: It's Huge It's Huge That's the kind of lady that requires you strapping a 2x4 across you ass so you don't fall in. __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

08-13-2007, 07:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,960	Re: It's Huge It's Huge EEwww that is not right... And Dragon my aunt gave birth to a baby that wieghed just under 17 pounds... And she did it naturally !! Fuck that you'd have to knock my ass out cold !!! The baby looked like he was 4 months old already ! __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

08-13-2007, 09:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,558	Re: It's Huge It's Huge Maybe it was actually a midget just coming out to do some grocery shopping before going back into his cave? __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

12-20-2007, 03:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,960	Re: It's Huge It's Huge I dont know whats funnier the joke or Morty's comments !!! Ans why does this smiley say Ha ha ha but, when he is in the black it looks like flowers around him ??? At least I figured out what it was finally cause I was wondering why Will kept using a smiley with flowers __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

12-20-2007, 03:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,868	Re: It's Huge It's Huge I must be getting clever ,as i knew it said ha ha ha ha ............ __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

12-20-2007, 05:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
WillRiker Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 12,092	Re: It's Huge It's Huge Holy crap this thread has had some views. __________________ MTW's CafePress Store - Get Your MTW Gear Today!!! MTW's Merchandise - Get Your MTW Stuff From Morty!!

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