Warning labels on alcohol

**smilin heinz** · 06-29-2007, 05:18 AM

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD
IN.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like
thish.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your
friends and family are really dying for you to telephone them at 4
in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
heck happened to your pants.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up in the
morning and see someone you really don't want to see (whose name
you can't remember).

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really big guy
named "Bear."

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem
to literally "disappear".

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

**Purple Dragon** · 06-29-2007, 05:28 AM

my husband has a habit of repeating the same story when he has had a drink .i spend half the night saying yea you told me,and he still repeats it,so annoying....

**mommysalomi** · 06-29-2007, 06:48 AM

Uhg, I know a few people like that to ..Each time thought the story is just a little different !!!!

**Maximal** · 06-29-2007, 08:28 AM

Uhg, I know a few people like that also ..Each time thought the story is just a little different !!!!

06-29-2007, 05:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,949	Warning labels on alcohol WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your friends and family are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up in the morning and see someone you really don't want to see (whose name you can't remember). WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really big guy named "Bear." WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally "disappear". WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy. __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

06-29-2007, 05:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,147	Re: Warning labels on alcohol my husband has a habit of repeating the same story when he has had a drink .i spend half the night saying yea you told me,and he still repeats it,so annoying.... __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

06-29-2007, 06:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,122	Re: Warning labels on alcohol Uhg, I know a few people like that to ..Each time thought the story is just a little different !!!! __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

06-29-2007, 08:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,904	Re: Warning labels on alcohol Uhg, I know a few people like that also ..Each time thought the story is just a little different !!!! __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

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