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Old 06-10-2007, 10:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes Senior Prenuptial Agreement

A couple in their 80's were about to get married.
She said: 'I want to keep my house.'
He said: 'That's fine with me.'
She said: 'And I want to keep my Cadillac.'
He said: 'That's fine with me.'
She said: 'And I want to have sex 6 times a week.'
He said: 'That's fine with me., put me down for Friday.'
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Re: Senior Prenuptial Agreement

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