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06-10-2007, 10:25 AM
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| I'm Surrounded by Retards  Join Date: Jul 2004
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 |  What a Coincidence A  farmer went to a local bar...sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence" the farmer says "This is a special day for me .. I am celebrating" "This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence!" says the farmer? As they clinked glasses the man asked "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!" "What a coincidence" says the man. "I'm a farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs" "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your s become fertile?""I used a different cock," he replied. The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"
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