1, 2, 3.....

[smilin heinz]

After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to
perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things
but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in
your mind." and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a
loss as to how you could possibly be cured." So, finally, the
psychiatrist, at his wits ends, refers him to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a
flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch
doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a
year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long
as you wish!"

The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?"

The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234'
and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a
year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife
with the good news. Soon he is lying in bed with her and says "123",
and just like that, he gets an erection!

His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"

[mommysalomi]

that would suck