maths student's love letter

[spbobby]

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,
standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a
vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a
deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,
it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real
roots, which only you can solve by making good binary
relation with me. The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity. I promise that I should not
resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you
can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to
infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The
geometry of my life revolves around your acute
personality. My love, if you do n ot meet me at
parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun
is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be
like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from
your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of
an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,
x*y*z

[Maximal]

purple dragon is not going to understand this one at all