Out cruisin'

[smilin heinz]

Two elderly men were out driving in a large car - both could barely
see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to
an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on
through.

The man in the passenger seat thought to himself, "I must be losing
it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red again, and again they went right.

This time the man in the passenger seat was *almost* sure that the light had been red, but was really concerned that he was losing it. He was getting nervous, and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through...

He turned to the other man and said, "Maury, did you know we just
ran through three red lights in a row?!! You could have killed us!"

Maury turned to him and said, "Oh SHIT, Lee, am **I** driving?"

[mommysalomi]

Hahahahhahahah there are some old people that should not drive !!!! I got busted by the highway patrol for passing an old man in a no passing and construction zone !!! Had been behind him for about 4 miles already and he was only going about 15 mph !!!! I was pissed...Lucky though I didnt go to jail !!

[Maximal]

Originally Posted by mommysalomi

Hahahahhahahah there are some old people that should not drive !!!! I got busted by the highway patrol for passing an old man in a no passing and construction zone !!! Had been behind him for about 4 miles already and he was only going about 15 mph !!!! I was pissed...Lucky though I didnt go to jail !!

Was it really luck or did the cop leave with a smile on his face?

[mommysalomi]

Nope pure luck..I have a Notre Dame sticker on my car and he was a Notre Dame graduate so he let me off the hook with only a fix it ticket to go get my drivers license....And I did that this morning so I am now legal !!!!! YAY