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Old 05-02-2007, 07:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes The Sportsman's Double

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.


We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snoggle and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.


"What's that?" I asked.


"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.


I said, "No."


We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.


I went back to her place.


She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum, you still awake?"
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: The Sportsman's Double

yikes
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