The whys of men .....

**mommysalomi** · 04-28-2007, 07:26 AM

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favourite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

**smilin heinz** · 04-28-2007, 08:08 AM

This is one of my all time favorites, makes me laugh my ass off every time!!

**RED DRAGON** · 04-28-2007, 11:34 AM

We Men are good..

..,we make a difference..

..

Red.

**Maximal** · 05-05-2007, 05:26 PM

When we want a country redecorated we'll send in women

As long as we want to invade the country and fuck it up real good men are going to stay in charge!

**Purple Dragon** · 05-15-2007, 04:20 PM

mommy they were brilliant...

04-28-2007, 07:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,122	The whys of men ..... The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favourite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

04-28-2007, 08:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,949	Re: The whys of men ..... This is one of my all time favorites, makes me laugh my ass off every time!! __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

04-28-2007, 11:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
RED DRAGON Butt Scratcher Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 52	Re: The whys of men ..... We Men are good....,we make a difference.... Red.

05-05-2007, 05:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,904	Re: The whys of men ..... When we want a country redecorated we'll send in women As long as we want to invade the country and fuck it up real good men are going to stay in charge! __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

05-15-2007, 04:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,152	Re: The whys of men ..... mommy they were brilliant... __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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