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Old 04-10-2007, 04:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan. "What kind
of business do you want to start?" asks the bank manager.

"I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a women's vagina and it makes it taste like a peach."

"I don't think we can give you a loan," was the reply so the guy left. A few months later he went into the bank with a wheel barrel filled with money.

The same bank manager came up to him and said, "Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off."

"Nah, that didn't go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder."

"Really," replied the bank manager. "What does it do?"

"Give me a peach and I'll show you."
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Old 04-10-2007, 03:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Business Loan

Dern,,I had to think for a minute on this one,,and I had to reply,,,ya know I can't stand a thread that has "no reply" Hey least I didn't just type "First !"
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