Business Loan

**smilin heinz** · 04-10-2007, 04:34 AM

A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan. "What kind
of business do you want to start?" asks the bank manager.

"I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a women's vagina and it makes it taste like a peach."

"I don't think we can give you a loan," was the reply so the guy left. A few months later he went into the bank with a wheel barrel filled with money.

The same bank manager came up to him and said, "Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off."

"Nah, that didn't go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder."

"Really," replied the bank manager. "What does it do?"

"Give me a peach and I'll show you."

**qwazywabbet** · 04-10-2007, 03:18 PM

Dern,,I had to think for a minute on this one,,and I had to reply,,,ya know I can't stand a thread that has "no reply"

Hey least I didn't just type "First !"

**Danimal** · 04-10-2007, 06:52 PM

second

04-10-2007, 04:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,937	Business Loan A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan. "What kind of business do you want to start?" asks the bank manager. "I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a women's vagina and it makes it taste like a peach." "I don't think we can give you a loan," was the reply so the guy left. A few months later he went into the bank with a wheel barrel filled with money. The same bank manager came up to him and said, "Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off." "Nah, that didn't go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder." "Really," replied the bank manager. "What does it do?" "Give me a peach and I'll show you." __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

04-10-2007, 03:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
qwazywabbet you been warned Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 995	Re: Business Loan Dern,,I had to think for a minute on this one,,and I had to reply,,,ya know I can't stand a thread that has "no reply" Hey least I didn't just type "First !"

04-10-2007, 06:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Danimal MTW Baseball Geek Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 736	Re: Business Loan second __________________ If I didn't have a problem with alcohol, I'd drink all the time. Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

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