Max and Willy in the year 2050

**qwazywabbet** · 04-08-2007, 09:30 AM

MMMMM,,,Imagine it's the year of 2050
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Two very elderly friends, Max and Willy, met in the park every day to drink beer, feed the pigeons, drink beer and watch the squirrels,drink beer ,watch babes with big tits,drink beer and discuss world problems.One day Willy didn't show up. Max didn't think much about it, But after Willy hadn't shown up for a week or so, Max really got worried.But one day Max approached the park and, lo and behold,there's Willy! Max said, "For crying out loud Willy, what happened to you???"Willy replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail??," cried Max. "What in the world for??""Well," Willy said, "You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"Well, one day last month she got mad at me, and to get even, she charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think,,, an old fart like me could still do "it". That when I got into court, I pled 'Guilty'.The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury.

Hey,,I remember to use a post icon this time !!!

**smilin heinz** · 04-08-2007, 09:50 AM

**Maximal** · 04-08-2007, 01:39 PM

Well at least I was still checking out the hooters!!

**Purple Dragon** · 04-08-2007, 01:49 PM

when i read the title i thought you ment max and were calling willriker willy silly me

**qwazywabbet** · 04-08-2007, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maximal

Well at least I was still checking out the hooters!!

We won't stop checkin out

until they're throwin dirt on top of us

and we'll prolly be doin the upskirt thing then !!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dragon

when i read the title i thought you ment max and were calling willriker willy silly me

Now who would ever have enough balls to call Willy,hmmmm WillRiker,,Willy??

certainly not I !

**Purple Dragon** · 04-08-2007, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwazywabbet

We won't stop checkin out

until they're throwin dirt on top of us

and we'll prolly be doin the upskirt thing then !!!

Now who would ever have enough balls to call Willy,hmmmm WillRiker,,Willy??

certainly not I !

you mean you got no ball's

**qwazywabbet** · 04-08-2007, 03:18 PM

I been married almost 30 years !! whatcha think ??

**Purple Dragon** · 04-08-2007, 03:21 PM

that doesn't answer the question

**qwazywabbet** · 04-08-2007, 03:41 PM

Ohhh Yeth it does !!

I gotta go to work,,,Ya'll have a great nite

**WillRiker** · 04-08-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwazywabbet

Now who would ever have enough balls to call Willy,hmmmm WillRiker,,Willy??

certainly not I !

Layni....that's who. She calls me that quite often.

04-08-2007, 09:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
qwazywabbet you been warned Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 990	Max and Willy in the year 2050 MMMMM,,,Imagine it's the year of 2050 --------------------------------------- Two very elderly friends, Max and Willy, met in the park every day to drink beer, feed the pigeons, drink beer and watch the squirrels,drink beer ,watch babes with big tits,drink beer and discuss world problems.One day Willy didn't show up. Max didn't think much about it, But after Willy hadn't shown up for a week or so, Max really got worried.But one day Max approached the park and, lo and behold,there's Willy! Max said, "For crying out loud Willy, what happened to you???"Willy replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail??," cried Max. "What in the world for??""Well," Willy said, "You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"Well, one day last month she got mad at me, and to get even, she charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think,,, an old fart like me could still do "it". That when I got into court, I pled 'Guilty'.The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury. Hey,,I remember to use a post icon this time !!!

04-08-2007, 09:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,934	Re: Max and Willy in the year 2050 __________________ SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES...THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING...BUT, THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS

04-08-2007, 01:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,827	Re: Max and Willy in the year 2050 Well at least I was still checking out the hooters!! __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

04-08-2007, 01:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,820	Re: Max and Willy in the year 2050 when i read the title i thought you ment max and were calling willriker willy silly me __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

04-08-2007, 03:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
qwazywabbet you been warned Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 990	Re: Max and Willy in the year 2050 I been married almost 30 years !! whatcha think ??

04-08-2007, 03:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,820	Re: Max and Willy in the year 2050 that doesn't answer the question __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

04-08-2007, 03:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
qwazywabbet you been warned Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 990	Re: Max and Willy in the year 2050 Ohhh Yeth it does !! I gotta go to work,,,Ya'll have a great nite

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