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Old 04-08-2007, 09:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking My wifes' cleanin poem

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'putering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.
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Old 04-08-2007, 03:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: My wifes' cleanin poem

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Re: My wifes' cleanin poem

sound like anybody ya'll know ??
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sure does my computer desk always tidy
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