Top Ten Messages Left On Fidel Castro's Answering Machine

[mrs apps]

Top Ten Messages Left On Fidel Castro's Answering Machine
10) "Yo, it's Raul. Where's the key to the humidor?"

09) "It's Blockbuster. Please return 'Girls of The Revolution Gone Wild'"

0 "Which fatigues do you want to be buried in, the olive green ones, or the slightly darker olive green ones?"

07) "It's Kim Jong Il -- when you're gone, can I have your Playstation?"

06) "Mel Gibson here. I think we both know who's responsible for this"

05) "Does this mean you're dropping out of 'Dancing With The Stars'?"

04) "Holy crap, El Nino's on Letterman"

03) "This is Paula Abdul. I just want to say, hey, wah the...like, when, wow, I heard... okay, later"

02) "It's Saddam Hussein-- See you soon!"

01) "Wow, congratulations on having Cuba's only answering machine

[Purple Dragon]

very funny