Some Funny Bathroom Graffiti

**smilin heinz** · 04-04-2007, 07:45 AM

Sign above urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal.
Scrawled underneath:
It makes them soggy and hard to light.

"No matter how good he looks,
some other girl is sick and tired of putting up with his crap."

"Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity"
Men's Room, Tan Son Nhut Airbase (Saigon)

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't."

(An arrow pointing to the toilet paper...)
"Another fine abrasive from your friends at 3M"

"TOLIET CAMERA IS FOR RESEARCH USE ONLY"

"Humpty Dumpty was pushed, man!"

"Always remember: Beauty is only a light switch away."

"Help, the paranoids are after me!"

(Under a sign that said: "Employees Must Wash Hands")
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.

when I was born, I was so surprised
I couldn't speak for a year and a half!

Sign posted in a thousand bathrooms:
We aim to please! You aim too! Please!

Sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.

**Purple Dragon** · 04-04-2007, 07:53 AM

i love the last one

04-04-2007, 07:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,958	Some Funny Bathroom Graffiti Sign above urinal: Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal. Scrawled underneath: It makes them soggy and hard to light. "No matter how good he looks, some other girl is sick and tired of putting up with his crap." "Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity" Men's Room, Tan Son Nhut Airbase (Saigon) "Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't." (An arrow pointing to the toilet paper...) "Another fine abrasive from your friends at 3M" "TOLIET CAMERA IS FOR RESEARCH USE ONLY" "Humpty Dumpty was pushed, man!" "Always remember: Beauty is only a light switch away." "Help, the paranoids are after me!" (Under a sign that said: "Employees Must Wash Hands") I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself. when I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't speak for a year and a half! Sign posted in a thousand bathrooms: We aim to please! You aim too! Please! Sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way. __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

04-04-2007, 07:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,501	Re: Some Funny Bathroom Graffiti i love the last one __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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