Charades

**smilin heinz** · 04-02-2007, 09:08 PM

Yesterday I was taking a break in the back garden after nasty storms, and my wife upstairs was having a shower.

I couldn't find the rake so I yelled up to her: "Honey, where's the rake?".

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?".

I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. My wife wasn't sure and said, "What?". I repeated the gestures: "EYE KNEE THE RAKE".

My wife replied that she understood and signalled back. She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her bum, and finally to her crotch.

Well, I had no idea what in god's name she was on about, so I trudged up the stairs, poked my head into the bathroom and asked her, "What the hell was that?".

She replied

EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH

**mommysalomi** · 04-02-2007, 09:47 PM

Kel · 04-04-2007, 10:25 AM

thats awesome

**Purple Dragon** · 04-06-2007, 03:35 PM

i nearly chocked laughing...

04-02-2007, 09:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,958	Charades Yesterday I was taking a break in the back garden after nasty storms, and my wife upstairs was having a shower. I couldn't find the rake so I yelled up to her: "Honey, where's the rake?". She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?". I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. My wife wasn't sure and said, "What?". I repeated the gestures: "EYE KNEE THE RAKE". My wife replied that she understood and signalled back. She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her bum, and finally to her crotch. Well, I had no idea what in god's name she was on about, so I trudged up the stairs, poked my head into the bathroom and asked her, "What the hell was that?". She replied EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

04-02-2007, 09:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,299	Re: Charades __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

04-04-2007, 10:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
Kel Not Much Of A Thinker Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 225	Re: Charades thats awesome __________________ Trust not to Hope - it is forsaken in these lands...

04-06-2007, 03:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,501	Re: Charades i nearly chocked laughing... __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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