Blonde briefs.....

**mommysalomi** · 04-01-2007, 10:19 PM

BLONDE BRIEFS

How are a blondes like spaghetti?
They squirm when you eat them.

What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of a pool?
An air bubble.

What do you call 10 blondes in a row?
A wind tunnel.

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why is a blondes brain pea sized in the morning?
It swelled.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial intelligence.

What do a blonde and a screen door have in common?
The more you bang them the looser they get.

Did you hear about the blonde who broke her arm?
She was raking leaves when she fell out of the tree.

What do turtles and blondes have in common?
Once there on their back they're screwed.

How is a blonde like a doorknob?
Everybody gets a turn.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

What do blondes do in the morning?
Get up and go home.

What do blondes say in the morning?
Who are you guys anyways.

What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
An interpreter.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m & m factory?
She threw out all the ones with w's.

What can strike a blonde without them even knowing it?
A thought.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Red means stop.

What is the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
You take your shoe's off before you get on a trampoline.

Why don't blondes like vibrators?
They're hard on their teeth.

A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus jump off of a bridge, who makes the bigger splash?
The dumb blonde because the others don't exist.

What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.

**Purple Dragon** · 04-02-2007, 02:45 PM

ooooh im in shock it stated santa does'nt excist

its not true........

**qwazywabbet** · 04-02-2007, 02:55 PM

OHNO !!! say it isn't sooo !!!!

**Purple Dragon** · 04-02-2007, 03:01 PM

it's not TRUE

**mommysalomi** · 04-02-2007, 03:03 PM

I agree..Santa used to come and visit the kids at 3 in the mornign for the first 10 years of thier lives.....For real..He would wake us up and give presents then off to the Governers Mansion he went to wake his family

**qwazywabbet** · 04-02-2007, 03:07 PM

I don't think that was santa,,mommy. Soundz more like my drug dealer.

**mommysalomi** · 04-02-2007, 03:21 PM

Yup it was...My mom know a guy that did this for a living..He is a very dear person to our family.

The drug dealer came at 2 so we were ready for Santa will a fatty !!!

**Purple Dragon** · 04-02-2007, 03:51 PM

he live's, he live's yahoo !!!!!!!!!!!!

**qwazywabbet** · 04-07-2007, 04:09 AM

Thank goodness !! I was afraid ya'll was gonna tell me the sex fairy don't exist either !!

**mommysalomi** · 04-07-2007, 06:33 AM

Welllllll......................

But is you ever get to talk to Tattoo he has a beer fairy !!!!

04-01-2007, 10:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,122	Blonde briefs..... BLONDE BRIEFS How are a blondes like spaghetti? They squirm when you eat them. What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of a pool? An air bubble. What do you call 10 blondes in a row? A wind tunnel. How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. Why is a blondes brain pea sized in the morning? It swelled. What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence. What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get. Did you hear about the blonde who broke her arm? She was raking leaves when she fell out of the tree. What do turtles and blondes have in common? Once there on their back they're screwed. How is a blonde like a doorknob? Everybody gets a turn. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant. What do blondes do in the morning? Get up and go home. What do blondes say in the morning? Who are you guys anyways. What do blondes and cow pies have in common? The older they get the easier they are to pick up. What do you call a brunette between two blondes? An interpreter. Why did the blonde get fired from the m & m factory? She threw out all the ones with w's. What can strike a blonde without them even knowing it? A thought. Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Red means stop. What is the difference between a blonde and a trampoline? You take your shoe's off before you get on a trampoline. Why don't blondes like vibrators? They're hard on their teeth. A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus jump off of a bridge, who makes the bigger splash? The dumb blonde because the others don't exist. What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? One's a busy ditch. __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

04-02-2007, 02:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,178	Re: Blonde briefs..... ooooh im in shock it stated santa does'nt excist its not true........ __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

04-02-2007, 02:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
qwazywabbet you been warned Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,016	Re: Blonde briefs..... OHNO !!! say it isn't sooo !!!!

04-02-2007, 03:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,178	Re: Blonde briefs..... it's not TRUE __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

04-02-2007, 03:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,122	Re: Blonde briefs..... I agree..Santa used to come and visit the kids at 3 in the mornign for the first 10 years of thier lives.....For real..He would wake us up and give presents then off to the Governers Mansion he went to wake his family __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

04-02-2007, 03:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
qwazywabbet you been warned Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,016	Re: Blonde briefs..... I don't think that was santa,,mommy. Soundz more like my drug dealer.

04-02-2007, 03:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,122	Re: Blonde briefs..... Yup it was...My mom know a guy that did this for a living..He is a very dear person to our family. The drug dealer came at 2 so we were ready for Santa will a fatty !!! __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

04-02-2007, 03:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,178	Re: Blonde briefs..... he live's, he live's yahoo !!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

04-07-2007, 04:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
qwazywabbet you been warned Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,016	Re: Blonde briefs..... Thank goodness !! I was afraid ya'll was gonna tell me the sex fairy don't exist either !!

04-07-2007, 06:33 AM	#10 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,122	Re: Blonde briefs..... Welllllll...................... But is you ever get to talk to Tattoo he has a beer fairy !!!! __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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