the mail

**mommysalomi** · 04-01-2007, 11:14 PM

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
(are you ready? ... this is a beauty ...)
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

**smilin heinz** · 04-02-2007, 05:05 AM

that wasn't a joke that was a page right outta the book of mommy!!

**mommysalomi** · 04-02-2007, 09:40 AM

Nope I may be blonde but not that blonde..I also may be retarded but not that retarded..I also may be a dumbass but not big of a dumbass....

04-01-2007, 11:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,299	the mail A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" (are you ready? ... this is a beauty ...) My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL." __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

04-02-2007, 05:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,958	Re: the mail that wasn't a joke that was a page right outta the book of mommy!! __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

04-02-2007, 09:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,299	Re: the mail Nope I may be blonde but not that blonde..I also may be retarded but not that retarded..I also may be a dumbass but not big of a dumbass.... __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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