The hotel lobby

**mommysalomi** · 03-25-2007, 03:38 PM

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'm, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

**Purple Dragon** · 03-25-2007, 04:27 PM

like it

**smilin heinz** · 04-02-2007, 05:14 AM

can't

breath

03-25-2007, 03:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,296	The hotel lobby A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'm, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

03-25-2007, 04:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,501	Re: The hotel lobby like it __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

04-02-2007, 05:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,958	Re: The hotel lobby can't breath __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

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