Drunks Are Full Of Wisdom

[Stevanh]

She was shopping at the local Tescos where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee, and

A 1 lb. package of bacon.


As she was unloading my items on the conveyor belt
to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as
she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases,
the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
she was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she
was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she
was indeed single. she looked at the six items on the
belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on
earth did you know that?"


The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

[Purple Dragon]

i was going through her list to see how he could have known then finished reading the joke....

[mrs apps]

ha ha ha

[smilin heinz]

Originally Posted by dragon

i was going through her list to see how he could have known then finished reading the joke....

Dragon you always make me smile!! Thanks!!!!