Hillbilly Mirror

**qwazywabbet** · 03-20-2007, 06:03 PM

Musta been blonde hillbillies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Hillbilly Mirror

After living in the remote wilderness of

Kentucky all his life,
An old hillbilly decided it was time to visit

the big city.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and

looks in it.
Not ever having seen one before, he remarked

at the image
Staring back at him,
"How about that! Here's a picture of my

daddy."

He bought the 'picture', but on the way home

he remembered his
Wife, didn't like his father.
So he hung it in the barn, and every morning

before leaving for
The fields, he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these

many trips to the barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched

the
Barn and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed,

"So that's the ugly hag he's runnin' around

with."

**Purple Dragon** · 03-22-2007, 12:17 PM

i do that and i no what a mirror is

**mommysalomi** · 03-23-2007, 07:30 AM

**Maximal** · 03-23-2007, 11:50 AM

Mommy still thinks her hubby is sleeping with some hot naked chickie

**mommysalomi** · 03-23-2007, 04:44 PM

That hot mekid Chikie would be ME !!!! Believe me being away from him for a week.. did something to me !!! For some reason everytime I try to walk by him he jumps up and begs me "NO More please I'm gonna have a stroke"

He has already "pulled" a stomach muscle !!!!!

**Purple Dragon** · 03-23-2007, 05:02 PM

mommy give the poor man a rest.

**mommysalomi** · 03-23-2007, 06:17 PM

I cant do it !!!!...Even all the rechargeable baterries are dead !!!!! LMFAO....

**Purple Dragon** · 03-23-2007, 06:19 PM

go to the 24hour store and get some batterie's.......

**mommysalomi** · 03-23-2007, 06:22 PM

HeHe we don't have one here !!! They all close at midnight...I've tried

**Purple Dragon** · 03-23-2007, 06:23 PM

well go ask a neighbour it's an emergency...

03-20-2007, 06:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
qwazywabbet you been warned Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,050	Hillbilly Mirror Musta been blonde hillbillies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Hillbilly Mirror After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, An old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image Staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his Wife, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for The fields, he would go there and look at it. His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the Barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly hag he's runnin' around with."

03-22-2007, 12:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,501	Re: Hillbilly Mirror i do that and i no what a mirror is __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

03-23-2007, 07:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,296	Re: Hillbilly Mirror __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

03-23-2007, 11:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,978	Re: Hillbilly Mirror Mommy still thinks her hubby is sleeping with some hot naked chickie __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

03-23-2007, 04:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,296	Re: Hillbilly Mirror That hot mekid Chikie would be ME !!!! Believe me being away from him for a week.. did something to me !!! For some reason everytime I try to walk by him he jumps up and begs me "NO More please I'm gonna have a stroke" He has already "pulled" a stomach muscle !!!!! __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

03-23-2007, 05:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,501	Re: Hillbilly Mirror mommy give the poor man a rest. __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

03-23-2007, 06:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,296	Re: Hillbilly Mirror I cant do it !!!!...Even all the rechargeable baterries are dead !!!!! LMFAO.... __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

03-23-2007, 06:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,501	Re: Hillbilly Mirror go to the 24hour store and get some batterie's....... __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

03-23-2007, 06:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,296	Re: Hillbilly Mirror HeHe we don't have one here !!! They all close at midnight...I've tried __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

03-23-2007, 06:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,501	Re: Hillbilly Mirror well go ask a neighbour it's an emergency... __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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