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Old 03-14-2007, 09:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes The Perfect Woman would say:

The Perfect Woman would say:
1) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4) God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

5) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

6) You're so sexy when you're hung over.

7) I'd rather watch and drink beer with you than go shopping.

Let's subscribe to Hustler.

9) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

10) Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

11) I'll be out painting the house.

12) Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

13) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

14) No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

15) Your mother did a great job raising you.

16) Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day.

17) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

1 Not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!

19) That was a great fart! Do another one!

20) I signed up for yoga so I can get my ankles behind my head for ya.

21) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a few joints, a case of beer and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome?
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Ohh Yeahhhhhhh !! anybody got her number ??,,,that #11got me alllll excited !!!
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19) That was a great fart! Do another one!

I guess I must be the perfect woman !!!!! LMFAO
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