No Shit

**Danimal** · 01-23-2007, 08:57 PM

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He aid "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."
The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher said, "No shit?!"

lilmamma · 01-23-2007, 09:18 PM

hahahaaaaaaa that was good!

Lady Dee · 01-23-2007, 09:27 PM

I probably would have had the same response...

**Nora Diniro** · 01-23-2007, 10:40 PM

haha the tune changes quikly now huh??

Bones · 01-24-2007, 04:05 PM

01-23-2007, 08:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
Danimal MTW Baseball Geek Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 748	No Shit A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He aid "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!" The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity." The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!" The preacher said, "No shit?!" __________________ If I didn't have a problem with alcohol, I'd drink all the time. Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

01-23-2007, 09:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	Re: No Shit hahahaaaaaaa that was good! __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

01-23-2007, 09:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,052	Re: No Shit I probably would have had the same response... __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

01-23-2007, 10:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
Nora Diniro Teh Old MILF Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,374	Re: No Shit haha the tune changes quikly now huh??

01-24-2007, 04:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	Re: No Shit __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

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