Cat Bathing Instructions

**Nora Diniro** · 01-06-2007, 04:18 PM

Cat Bathing Instructions

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2 Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that th ere are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

lilindian28 · 01-06-2007, 04:29 PM

funny as hell

**WillRiker** · 01-06-2007, 08:45 PM

lilmamma · 01-09-2007, 05:31 PM

ill have to try that hahaha

Im Special · 01-09-2007, 05:33 PM

Bones · 01-11-2007, 02:42 AM

The dog is a liar. And the cat is pissed.

**mommysalomi** · 01-11-2007, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Him

The dog is a liar. And the cat is pissed.

01-06-2007, 04:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Nora Diniro Teh Old MILF Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,372	Cat Bathing Instructions Cat Bathing Instructions 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2 Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that th ere are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog __________________ All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. - Chuck Palahniuk - If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart..

01-06-2007, 04:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
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01-06-2007, 08:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
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01-09-2007, 05:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	Re: Cat Bathing Instructions ill have to try that hahaha __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

01-09-2007, 05:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
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01-11-2007, 02:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	Re: Cat Bathing Instructions The dog is a liar. And the cat is pissed. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

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