Sperm bank

**smilin heinz** · 12-22-2006, 07:29 AM

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.

She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!",

"I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.

So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.

The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!",

she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" ,

"DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back.

"That one there, drink that one as well.",

so the nurse drinks that one as well.

Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

**Danimal** · 12-22-2006, 09:42 AM

Third time's a charm...

**Purple Dragon** · 12-22-2006, 03:03 PM

very funny

**Maximal** · 12-23-2006, 11:05 AM

the video was funnier

**mommysalomi** · 12-23-2006, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maximal

the video was funnier

HaHA Know I remember where I heard this before !!!

12-22-2006, 07:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,958	Sperm bank A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard." __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

12-22-2006, 09:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
Danimal MTW Baseball Geek Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 742	Re: Sperm bank Third time's a charm... __________________ If I didn't have a problem with alcohol, I'd drink all the time. Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

12-22-2006, 03:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,501	Re: Sperm bank very funny __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

12-23-2006, 11:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,978	Re: Sperm bank the video was funnier __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

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