Two men hunting..........

**smilin heinz** · 12-18-2006, 08:22 AM

One very cold, icy morning two men went hunting.

As they were walking through the woods, the first man stops, puts his fingers in the dog's ass, pulls it out, and rubs his fingers on his lips.

The second man stops and grossed out asks "what the hell man?"

The first man responds, "My lips are chapped."

The second man says "And that helps?"

The first man turns to him and says "No, but it sure the hell keeps me from lickin 'em!"

lilmamma · 12-19-2006, 04:43 PM

too funny

**Purple Dragon** · 12-21-2006, 04:08 PM

brilliant

Big_Chief · 12-22-2006, 12:16 PM

that was funny!

12-18-2006, 08:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,958	Two men hunting.......... One very cold, icy morning two men went hunting. As they were walking through the woods, the first man stops, puts his fingers in the dog's ass, pulls it out, and rubs his fingers on his lips. The second man stops and grossed out asks "what the hell man?" The first man responds, "My lips are chapped." The second man says "And that helps?" The first man turns to him and says "No, but it sure the hell keeps me from lickin 'em!" __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

12-19-2006, 04:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	Re: Two men hunting.......... too funny __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

12-21-2006, 04:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,501	Re: Two men hunting.......... brilliant __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

12-22-2006, 12:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
Big_Chief Whopper Eater Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 137	Re: Two men hunting.......... that was funny!

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