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Old 12-06-2006, 04:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes A Heavy Metal Christmas.....

On my Heavy Metal Christmas, someone gave to me......




12. Silver crosses

11. Black Mascara's

10. Pairs of platform shoes

9. Tattered T shirts

8. Pentagrams

7. Leather Jackets

6. Cans of hairspray

5. Stolen Rings

4. Quarts of Jack Daniels

3. Studded belts

2. Pairs of spandex pants

1. A Tattoo of OZZY!!!!!!
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: A Heavy Metal Christmas.....

that was good
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Old 12-06-2006, 09:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: A Heavy Metal Christmas.....

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Old 12-07-2006, 07:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: A Heavy Metal Christmas.....

Everything's there except the gaggle of groupies......
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Everything's there except the gaggle of groupies......
That's extra if your a good boy and practice everyday!
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Re: A Heavy Metal Christmas.....

It is a actual song on a new cd from the band Twisted Sister on their Christmas cd "A Twisted Christmas"

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It is a actual song on a new cd from the band Twisted Sister on their Christmas cd "A Twisted Christmas"

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7...ristmasgd0.jpg
HAHA! I cant believe thier still making albums! Holy crap, I listened to them back in '84 when thay came out with Stay Hungry! Today Hate Eternal and Cryptopsy are more my speed though.
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HAHA! I cant believe thier still making albums! Holy crap, I listened to them back in '84 when thay came out with Stay Hungry! Today Hate Eternal and Cryptopsy are more my speed though.
come on Recluse..its fun to see Dee Snider struggling across the stage with his walker!
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HAHA! I cant believe thier still making albums! Holy crap, I listened to them back in '84 when thay came out with Stay Hungry! Today Hate Eternal and Cryptopsy are more my speed though.
They reunited and Twisted Christmas is their first new album
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They reunited and Twisted Christmas is their first new album
I was wondering why they did an MTV Cribs on him? I was thinking who the fuck cares! But, now I see the error of my ways!
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