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| Junior Monkey |
Hello, is this the Sheriffs Office? Yes. What can I do for you? I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's hidden marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidden it there. Thank you very much for the call, sir. The next day, the Sheriff's deputies descend on Virgil's home. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. The following telephone conversation ensued: Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd ... did the Sheriff come? Yeah! Did they chop your firewood? Yep! Merry Christmas, buddy! (Rednecks know how to Git R Done......)
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