Git r' Done for Christmas

ReclusE · 12-06-2006, 01:49 PM

Hello, is this the Sheriffs Office?

Yes. What can I do for you?

I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's hidden marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidden it there.

Thank you very much for the call, sir.

The next day, the Sheriff's deputies descend on Virgil's home. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

The following telephone conversation ensued:

Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd ... did the Sheriff come?

Yeah!

Did they chop your firewood?

Yep!

Merry Christmas, buddy!

(Rednecks know how to Git R Done......)

**mommysalomi** · 12-06-2006, 01:57 PM

Brillant

**Purple Dragon** · 12-06-2006, 02:01 PM

that was great.

**smilin heinz** · 12-06-2006, 05:47 PM

HAHAHA!!!!

12-06-2006, 01:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
ReclusE Junior Monkey Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 781	Git r' Done for Christmas Hello, is this the Sheriffs Office? Yes. What can I do for you? I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's hidden marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidden it there. Thank you very much for the call, sir. The next day, the Sheriff's deputies descend on Virgil's home. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. The following telephone conversation ensued: Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd ... did the Sheriff come? Yeah! Did they chop your firewood? Yep! Merry Christmas, buddy! (Rednecks know how to Git R Done......) __________________ When you push.....dont think that I wont shove!

12-06-2006, 01:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,296	Re: Git r' Done for Christmas Brillant __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

12-06-2006, 02:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,501	Re: Git r' Done for Christmas that was great. __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

12-06-2006, 05:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,958	Re: Git r' Done for Christmas HAHAHA!!!! __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

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