Quiz: Are you a real man?

[smilin heinz]

I have tried to fix this entry several times and it's not working!! Sorry1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:a) Lovemakingb) Screwingc) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationshipb) Your blood-test resultsc) Five tequila slammers3. You time your orgasm so that:a) Your partner climaxes firstb) You both climax simultaneouslyc) You don't miss SportsCenter4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:a) Healthy, creative love-playb) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree toc) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:a) The best part of the experienceb) The second best part of the experiencec) $100 extra6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:a) No concern of yoursb) Not a problem - she can join your gymc) A conservative estimate7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:a) A mythb) An oxymoronc) A moron8. Foreplay is to sex as:a) Appetiser is to entreeb) Priming is to paintingc) A queue is to an amusement park ride9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?a) I hope we can still be friendsb) I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tonec) Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacyb) Is uptight and a waste of timec) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first placeIf you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.

[TATTOOED_1_ONE]

I have tried to fix this entry several times and it's not working!! Sorry

1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationshipb
)Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetiser is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?:
a) I hope we can still be friends
b) I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone
c) Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.

I fixed this, I was getting a head ache trying to read it.

[smilin heinz]

Thank you, Oh tattoed_1_one!

[TATTOOED_1_ONE]

Originally Posted by smilin heinz

Thank you, Oh tattoed_1_one!

Did I mention all of my answers were "C"?

[mommysalomi]

You time your orgasm so that

You mean ya'll have control of this ????? That bastard....Looks like I gotta have a talk with someone !!!!!!

[smilin heinz]

Originally Posted by mommysalomi

You mean ya'll have control of this ????? That bastard....Looks like I gotta have a talk with someone !!!!!!