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12-03-2006, 09:43 PM
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| A dogs nightmare  Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,958
  |  Eating out.
Cinderella was having her period and couldn't go to the ball. Her fairy godmother magically appeared and asked Cinderella what her wish would be. Well, I'd like a tampon replied Cinderella. So her fairy godmother gave her a tampon, but warned her that if she stayed out later than 12:00, her tampon would turn into a pumpkin. The next day her fairy godmother came back to see how Cinderella's night was. Cinderella, did you come back before 12:00? asked her fairy godmother. No said Cinderella, But thats ok, because the Prince was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
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