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Old 11-27-2006, 12:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes Embroidery...

Lilmamma went into Victoria's Secret and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this, you're too close!" embroidered on her panties and bra.


"Yes madam," said the clerk, "I'm quite certain that could be done. What kind of lettering would you like it done in?"


"Braille," she replied.
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Embroidery...

SWEET i love it!!
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Re: Embroidery...

funny ....funny shit
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Re: Embroidery...

fantastic.
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I would do it
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