25 signs you've grown up

**smilin heinz** · 10-31-2006, 08:40 AM

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of

wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh Shit what the hell happened?"

Bonus:

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then youf orward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.

Lady Dee · 10-31-2006, 03:30 PM

hahahaha, that's a good one!

tyler · 11-09-2006, 07:50 PM

hahah thats a really good one

prodmanca · 11-10-2006, 02:03 PM

ok your making me :cry

**Danimal** · 11-11-2006, 11:17 AM

Or you are the older relatives.

lil shorty · 11-26-2006, 10:41 AM

uhh i dont get it?

SmileyBoo · 12-01-2006, 01:51 AM

10-31-2006, 08:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,958	25 signs you've grown up 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh Shit what the hell happened?" Bonus: 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then youf orward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same. __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

10-31-2006, 03:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,041	Re: 25 signs you've grown up hahahaha, that's a good one! __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

11-09-2006, 07:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
tyler Newbie Sperm Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2	Re: 25 signs you've grown up hahah thats a really good one

11-10-2006, 02:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
prodmanca Newbie Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18	Re: 25 signs you've grown up ok your making me :cry

11-11-2006, 11:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
Danimal MTW Baseball Geek Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 742	Re: 25 signs you've grown up Or you are the older relatives. __________________ If I didn't have a problem with alcohol, I'd drink all the time. Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

11-26-2006, 10:41 AM	#6 (permalink)
lil shorty MTW Jail Bait Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 94	Re: 25 signs you've grown up uhh i dont get it? __________________ threw the wind and the rain she stands hard as stone

12-01-2006, 01:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
SmileyBoo MTW Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 247	Re: 25 signs you've grown up __________________ Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

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