Infant sized.....

**TATTOOED_1_ONE** · 10-25-2006, 02:39 PM

Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance,Sandy had tO
confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she
suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12
year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much. However,
Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he
also had a deformity too.

Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too
have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal
with that once we are married.

She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant
size penis."

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the
Honeymoon.

Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching,
teasing and holding one another... As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants
she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find
out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was the size of
an infant!"

"Yes, it is, 8 lbs 7 oz... 19" long. . .

Big_Chief · 10-25-2006, 03:19 PM

that sounds like something i would say

**smilin heinz** · 10-25-2006, 03:49 PM

This one's great!!

lilmamma · 10-25-2006, 04:31 PM

lilindian28 · 10-25-2006, 06:26 PM

damn

10-25-2006, 02:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
TATTOOED_1_ONE Junior Monkey Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 907	Infant sized..... Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance,Sandy had tO confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married. She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis." Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing and holding one another... As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!" "Yes, it is, 8 lbs 7 oz... 19" long. . . __________________ I used to have problems, then I got an attitude and now there are bodies where the problems used to be....

10-25-2006, 03:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
Big_Chief Whopper Eater Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 137	Re: Infant sized..... that sounds like something i would say

10-25-2006, 03:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,958	Re: Infant sized..... This one's great!! __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

10-25-2006, 04:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	Re: Infant sized..... __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

10-25-2006, 06:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
lilindian28 MTW Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 292	Re: Infant sized..... damn __________________ http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h2...an28/bates.jpg

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