The world's shortest fairy tale.

**smilin heinz** · 10-25-2006, 08:56 AM

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"

The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went

shopping, stayed out really late, drank martinis, always had a clean house,

never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

lilmamma · 10-25-2006, 11:32 AM

i like that!

**Maximal** · 10-25-2006, 11:42 AM

**Purple Dragon** · 10-25-2006, 01:11 PM

short but very funny.

can anyone find a shorter one????

**smilin heinz** · 10-25-2006, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maximal

Yeah but ours is better!!

kimmy · 10-25-2006, 04:41 PM

This is shorter but most likely a lie.
Once upon a time they lived happily ever after.

10-25-2006, 08:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,958	The world's shortest fairy tale. The World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, stayed out really late, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on. The End __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

10-25-2006, 11:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	Re: The world's shortest fairy tale. i like that! __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

10-25-2006, 11:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,980	Re: The world's shortest fairy tale. women are always stealing the good jokes http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/fo...ad.php?t=15619 __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

10-25-2006, 01:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,567	Re: The world's shortest fairy tale. short but very funny. can anyone find a shorter one???? __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

10-25-2006, 04:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
kimmy Fruit Loop AND BITCH Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 7	Re: The world's shortest fairy tale. This is shorter but most likely a lie. Once upon a time they lived happily ever after. __________________ totaly screwed up with over 50+ years experience! AND A BITCH!

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