3 guys

**smilin heinz** · 10-13-2006, 02:17 PM

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Poooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."

The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."

Big_Chief · 10-13-2006, 02:20 PM

good wish!

lilmamma · 10-13-2006, 03:13 PM

i like that

**mommysalomi** · 10-13-2006, 04:43 PM

nice

SmileyBoo · 10-14-2006, 02:47 AM

teehee!

10-13-2006, 02:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,958	3 guys Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Poooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable." The American engineer says, "Fill it with water." __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

10-13-2006, 02:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
Big_Chief Whopper Eater Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 137	Re: 3 guys good wish!

10-13-2006, 03:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	Re: 3 guys i like that __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

10-13-2006, 04:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,340	Re: 3 guys nice __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

10-14-2006, 02:47 AM	#5 (permalink)
SmileyBoo MTW Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 247	Re: 3 guys teehee! __________________ Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

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