Never Trust A Nun

SmileyBoo · 10-05-2006, 11:46 AM

A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a blowjob from a nun."

The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic."

"Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing.

"What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!"

"That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."

justjeff · 10-05-2006, 08:01 PM

carefull what you ask for...

**smilin heinz** · 10-06-2006, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by justjeff

carefull what you ask for...

**Nora Diniro** · 10-06-2006, 10:41 PM

playboy · 10-08-2006, 09:50 PM

Good joke. Didn't expect that to happen. Rated 7/10

10-05-2006, 11:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
SmileyBoo MTW Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 247	Never Trust A Nun A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a blowjob from a nun." The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic." "Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing. "What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!" "That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party." __________________ Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

10-05-2006, 08:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
justjeff Established Monkey Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 474	Re: Never Trust A Nun carefull what you ask for... __________________ AAAAAA SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!!

10-06-2006, 10:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
Nora Diniro Teh Old MILF Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,372	Re: Never Trust A Nun __________________ All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. - Chuck Palahniuk - If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart..

10-08-2006, 09:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
playboy Newbie Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 15	Re: Never Trust A Nun Good joke. Didn't expect that to happen. Rated 7/10

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