blonde joke

**mommysalomi** · 10-04-2006, 08:34 AM

A brunette goes to see her doctor:
"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me but I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the Doc.
"Well, if I touch my shoulder here, it hurts, and if I touch my leg
here, it hurts, and if I touch my head here, it hurts, and if I touch
my foot here, it hurts."
"Tell me," said the Doctor, "Do you dye your hair?"
"Yes," she said "I'm really a blonde."
"I thought as much, you've broken your finger."

SmileyBoo · 10-11-2006, 11:59 AM

**smilin heinz** · 10-11-2006, 02:22 PM

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory???

For eating all the w's!!

10-04-2006, 08:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,340	blonde joke A brunette goes to see her doctor: "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me but I hurt all over." "What do you mean?" said the Doc. "Well, if I touch my shoulder here, it hurts, and if I touch my leg here, it hurts, and if I touch my head here, it hurts, and if I touch my foot here, it hurts." "Tell me," said the Doctor, "Do you dye your hair?" "Yes," she said "I'm really a blonde." "I thought as much, you've broken your finger." __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

10-11-2006, 11:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
SmileyBoo MTW Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 247	Re: blonde joke __________________ Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

10-11-2006, 02:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,958	Re: blonde joke Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory??? For eating all the w's!! __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

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