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09-20-2006, 10:02 AM
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| I'm Surrounded by Retards  Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 11,980
 |  Confessions of old ladies
Four older ladies are sitting around Playing bridge. The first lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all A long time And there is something I must get off my chest. I am a Kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen From you and I never will; We have been friends for too long." The second lady says, "Well, since we are having True confessions here, I must get something Off my chest, too. I am a Nymphomaniac. But don't worry, I have not hit on your husbands. They don't interest me And never will; We have been friends for too long." "Well," says the third lady, "I, too, must confess something. I am a Lesbian. But do not worry, I will not hit on you. You are not my type. We have been friends too long For me to ruin our friendship." The fourth lady stands up, says, "I have a confession to make, also. I am an uncontrollable gossip, And I have some phone calls To make!"
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