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Old 09-20-2006, 09:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes Mommy test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item
away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter
asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's
been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my
daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do
you know all this stuff?" "Uh," I was thinking quickly. "All moms know
this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't
let you be a Mommy." We walked alon! g in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!"
she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.
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Old 09-21-2006, 03:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Mommy test

quite the smart little girl she is!
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