3 graduates

[Rodge]

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation,
get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be
executed in the morning., though none of them can remember what they did
the night before.

Thr first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and asked
if she had any last words.

She says, " I just graduated from Brigham Young University and believe
in the power of the almighty god to intervene on behalf of the innocent".

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all fall on their knees
and beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The second one a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words " I
just graduated from Harvard School of Law, and I beleive in the power of
justice to intervene on the part of the innocent".

They throw the switch again, and nothing happens again, they immediately
fall to their knees and beg foregiveness and release her.

The last one a blonde, is strapped in and says, " Well, I'm from the
University of Louisville, and just graduated with a degree in
"Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, y'all ain't gonna
electrocute nobody untill you plug this thing in".

[Lady Dee]

oh they were told!

[SmileyBoo]

now thats funny