Riddles

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A; I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?



B; I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?



C; I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?



D; Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I?



E; You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?



F; When I go in, I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?



G; A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?



H; All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?



I; I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?



J; If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?


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A; A NOSE

B; PEANUT BUTTER

C; A CRANE

D; THE TITANIC

E; A TENT

F; A DENTIST

G; A WEDDING RING

H; AN ELEVATOR

I; BUBBLE GUM

J; A NEWSPAPER BOY